"Its not that far fetched." And that statement alone should give some clue to just how crazy his life had been up until now. "If the timestream wasn't still an absolute disaster, I'd be able to reach into it and pull the endings to every tv show and movie ever. We could hold them for ransom, or threaten to spoil everything."

Only a time traveler could actually say something like that so casually.

"I bet we'd make a fortune."