"Spidey stealing my quips while I'm busy keeping the dying guy alive," Billy mutters under his breath after the epipen does its thing, but there's only so much he can complain when some guy is literally attacking Rikki with his crotch.

Yes, there is the mustard and relish puns and he may never be able to eat either again because those puns were awful, but...

"That is almost enough to make me reconsider being gay, dude, get a new schtick!"

He should possibly not draw attention to himself and the guy who was recently going into anaphylactic shock, but hey, let's not let logic get in the way here.