He was able to defend against Bloody Mary right up until a massive woman came barreling in like a linebacker and shoulder-slammed him so hard that if this had been a movie he'd have been knocked out of frame.

He slammed head first into the metal support beam for the roller coaster and slumped to the ground.

"Teenagers! Nasty, disgusting things! The only thing worse than small children. It's time you learned some discipline," the woman said, pulling out a riding crop.