The other two went down with . . . kittens to the back of the head.

Seriously, kittens just exploded out of nowhere and crashed into both mens' heads with such force that they fell unconscious.

The unharmed kittens circled back, mewing cheerfully, and melded with the suddenly-visible little girl again.

She turned to the turtles, still grinning that huge, contextually creepy grin.

"Ohmygosh!"

To be fair, though, her voice no longer had the exaggerated creepiness of a little girl TRYING to be creepy.

"Hi, I'm Mabel! I like turtles, you're turtles, whaaaaat is going on here?"