"Raph no!" Mikey yelled, as - nope too late Raph punched the small boy.

Oops. Well.

"Raph I think they're on our side. I think they were trying to be creepy to scare the scientists and it worked! If this was a movie that's how it would go, this is the twist scene! Genre savvy, genre savvy!"

He rattled all this off WHILE helping Raph unshackle him as quickly as possible, though, because he did not want to spend one second shackled in this awful place any longer than he had to.