"Who in their right mind would make a kids' cartoon about us? That is sick. We're ninjas fighting crazy mutants all the time and people mutate all over the place in terrifying ways. Who would subject their small child to that?"

His mind was blown.

"Worst. Parents. Ever." He paused awkwardly as he remembered who he was talking to. "Comparatively speaking. You know, when compared to lots of parents, but not all parents."