Peter turned to the other Guardians. "Okay, are you guys seeing this, or am I imagining the Codpiece of Doom there? Because I'm pretty sure that must have come from my nightmares. I mean seriously, look at that thing! I'm going to need a picture of that for when I go home, so that every time someone makes fun of my costume I can pull it out as proof that it could be worse."

It all sounded rather glib, but without the suit on - without a mask hiding Peter's face - it was pretty clear that he was very much disturbed that footage. He'd been told about this before they got here, sure, but seeing it...that was another story. Especially when the perpetrator was someone who was supposed to be one of the greatest heroes in the multiverse, not a villain.