See, it wasn't all horrible reality-destroying monsters. Some of it was chocolate and sugar.

"I'm not sure how it's grown, actually," she answered as he dove for the plate of cookies. "I could look it up, but I bet Bunny's forgotten more about chocolate than I'd ever be able to find." Wow, how did she explain the six-foot talking kung-fu rabbit? Did he even know what a rabbit was to begin with?

On the other hand, he'd accepted that they were from different realities and that people could fly in hers. Maybe he'd take rabbit-people and turtle-people in stride.

"The food here is all pretty great," she said, half-expecting him to start shoveling cookies into his mouth like a chipmunk. "There are always cookies around. The elves like to bake."