For a second Dean's inner child, once thought long dead, stood up and overwhelmed his senses with a screech of delight.
"You're a ninja turtle!"
The bandanna looked red at this distance, which meant he was probably Raphael, aka DEAN'S FAVORITE TURTLE, and of course this snapped Dean back to reality, where nothing nice ever happened to him and anything that looked paranormal and nice was going to shortly have its veneer horribly ripped off.
"No frickin' way you're a ninja turtle, what the hell!"
He raised the firearm again. They didn't have to go bringing his childhood into this.
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"You're a ninja turtle!"
The bandanna looked red at this distance, which meant he was probably Raphael, aka DEAN'S FAVORITE TURTLE, and of course this snapped Dean back to reality, where nothing nice ever happened to him and anything that looked paranormal and nice was going to shortly have its veneer horribly ripped off.
"No frickin' way you're a ninja turtle, what the hell!"
He raised the firearm again. They didn't have to go bringing his childhood into this.