"Yeah but what if that Bendersnatch guy shows up again? Or the Trunchbull and Bloody Mary?"

Dodge dodge dodge. Mikey invoked the greatest law of video games, the one that stated the more wildly you moved your controller, the more effective your button-mashing would be. He nearly smacked Raph in the face with his flailing.

"Dude, I think when the Easter Bunny tells you to do something, you gotta do it. SANTA would tell us to do it. Master Splinter would definitely -"