Nico was beginning to regret having offered to tag along with Raph for new myth retrieval. Granted, this guy wasn't anywhere near as stand-offish as she'd been to Jack and Bunny, but she'd at least had the sense to realize that something was deeply wrong when she found herself passing through people. Oh for the days when bringing a boy home just meant kicking him in the head and loading him into the Leapfrog before the super-truant officers got there.

"We're being vague because the situation sounds completely ridiculous when we go into any more detail, and it's a little easier to swallow when you can actually poke the ridiculous parts of it," she said. "But you're right, the cops aren't coming for you. You being invisible and intangible and not actually existing on their plane of reality will do that. Something that wants to either eat you or turn you over to creeps who don't believe in things like your rights as a person? That is definitely coming.

"As we're personally against both of those options, we figured that we ought to extend a third to you before the screaming and the fighting started." She gestured back at the confused employees and smirked. "Granted, we're a little late to the screaming, but that seems to have died down already. I'd really prefer to get out of here before it started up again, though."