Raphael, aka Raph Solo, and Luke Skywalker were dragged into an audience in front of Jabba the Hutt by his guards.

Standing behind the grotesque monster as he stroked Leia's hair like she was a pet cat, was Threepio, who translated for the captives.

"Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."

"Good," quipped Raph, "I hate long waits."

"You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc," said Threepio.

"Doesn't sound so bad," Raph said to Luke.

"In his belly," Threepio, "You will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."

"On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?" said Raph.

Chewbacca barked in agreement.

"You should have bargained, Jabba," said Luke, "That's the last mistake you'll ever make."

Jabba only cackled evilly in response.