"Why aren't you gone yet?" he asked flatly. "I'm ready to stop hallucinating now."
He clamped his hands over his eyes again.
"Especially since this is a rerun. I already had a Christmas special delusion before."
He was ready to wake up now.
"It's not even an original one like last time, where it was an exploration of the medium as homage rather than plagiarism. This is directly ripping off a mediocre Dreamworks movie and inserting other completely random canons into it wholesale. While mediocrity is pretty much all Dreamworks can aspire to - barring How to Train Your Dragon, which is an animated masterpiece better than anything Pixar's ever done, and anyone who disagrees with that can fight me - I usually have more creativity, higher production values, and better writing in my psychotic breaks."
Two thumbs down. One and a half stars and they were mostly only because he got to be a Green Lantern and fight side by side with a ninja turtle and a Marvel Comics hero from a beloved cult classic.
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"Why aren't you gone yet?" he asked flatly. "I'm ready to stop hallucinating now."
He clamped his hands over his eyes again.
"Especially since this is a rerun. I already had a Christmas special delusion before."
He was ready to wake up now.
"It's not even an original one like last time, where it was an exploration of the medium as homage rather than plagiarism. This is directly ripping off a mediocre Dreamworks movie and inserting other completely random canons into it wholesale. While mediocrity is pretty much all Dreamworks can aspire to - barring How to Train Your Dragon, which is an animated masterpiece better than anything Pixar's ever done, and anyone who disagrees with that can fight me - I usually have more creativity, higher production values, and better writing in my psychotic breaks."
Two thumbs down. One and a half stars and they were mostly only because he got to be a Green Lantern and fight side by side with a ninja turtle and a Marvel Comics hero from a beloved cult classic.
"This one sucks."