"Gee, thanks," Nico said, rolling her eyes at Raph and finally crouching down next to Abed. "You mind going to see if Bunny or Jack are around?"

She was fine with bringing new people here, but explaining the whole thing? Above her pay grade. She turned back to Abed.

"Yep, it's a dumb premise, but it turns out that bad premises happen in real life all the time," she said. "I was kind of annoyed by it too, the first time it happened to me."

After the mind-numbing terror had worn off, at least.