"If you touch me," came Abed's muffled voice, "I'm going to insert a hamfisted rabbit joke like 'should have turned left at Albuquerque' into every other sentence I say to you the entire time you're near me."

It was the best defense he could think of. He figured that if he himself was a giant, talking rabbit, he'd get annoyed with that very quickly.

"You're just the manifestation of my subconscious desire for familiarity after the normal social fabric of my group of friends was changed."

By Troy leaving.