It was just a horse. They had all of reality to worry about and Raph really, really didn't want to have to worry about running away from a fast-moving fudge eruption.
And yet he stopped to take a look. It definitely looked stuck and if it didn't escape the stupid thing was going to die a horrible death when that volcano went off.
Raph sighed and jogged after her.
"Alright, we'll help it, but we need to keep this quick, okay?"
He pulled out his sais, planning to use them to whack at all the thorny branches.
"Easy," he said gently to the horse as they moved in closer. "Easy now."
And that was a horn. It had a horn. It was a unicorn. A unicorn with wings even.
"A flying unicorn. Why am I not the tiniest bit surprised? Oh, that's right: basic pattern recognition," he said, trying to break through the branches and thorny vines. (Some kind of pointy hard candy?) "My day starts weird, of course it's gonna stay weird."
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It was just a horse. They had all of reality to worry about and Raph really, really didn't want to have to worry about running away from a fast-moving fudge eruption.
And yet he stopped to take a look. It definitely looked stuck and if it didn't escape the stupid thing was going to die a horrible death when that volcano went off.
Raph sighed and jogged after her.
"Alright, we'll help it, but we need to keep this quick, okay?"
He pulled out his sais, planning to use them to whack at all the thorny branches.
"Easy," he said gently to the horse as they moved in closer. "Easy now."
And that was a horn. It had a horn. It was a unicorn. A unicorn with wings even.
"A flying unicorn. Why am I not the tiniest bit surprised? Oh, that's right: basic pattern recognition," he said, trying to break through the branches and thorny vines. (Some kind of pointy hard candy?) "My day starts weird, of course it's gonna stay weird."