Kon chuckled at that, then chuckled even more as he saw Raph carefully mimicking shoe-tying movements like a kindergartner learning it for the first time.

"You don't have to break into a place that girls are perfectly comfortable inviting you into." He shook his head and reached up to bop his hand at one of the stupid little curls at the top of his head. "Though why they did is now a mystery. Look at this. Look at it."

He went on sarcastically, affecting his old trying-way-too-hard way of speaking. "I am so fresh right now. How phat is this blast from the pizz-ast? It's da bomb. Smokin'. Totally fly." A brief pause. "Word. Represent."