"He's a speedster motormouth with the attention span of a gnat on meth," said Kon with a grin. "But he's funny and goofy and he's saved my bacon more than once."

Kon looked off in the distance, his expression fond.

"There was one time I was fighting this guy who was so powerful that multiple teams of superheroes were trying to take him down and were barely even making him break a sweat. He killed a couple people - a couple good people, and he especially had it in for me. They all came to stop him from basically beating me to death 'cause the guy had a world-class grudge against me for basically no reason. And Bart - that's my friend - even though he was always goofy and laid back and stuff, someone you'd think could never be serious and look out for somebody, he came breezing in and he and some of the other speedsters hit the guy trying to kill me so hard they basically all got knocked into another dimension."

He looked over at Mikey. "Saved my life."

He added casually, "I died again later but in a way where I was able to get revived in a very convoluted way but if I'd died then, when Bart saved me, I might not have been able to get brought back."

If his body hadn't been intact...

"Anyway, you and him would definitely get along."