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Jaime Reyes | Blue Beetle ([personal profile] beetlebutt) wrote in [community profile] ya_assemble2015-03-05 11:40 pm

[AI] One Step Closer

Jaime's return to Defenders tower for the day consisted of him powering down the suit, walking into the loungey area where Paco was hanging out off-duty, and repeatedly kicking the couch about ten times while making abortive angry hand gestures, then diving face first onto it near Paco and screaming into the cushion.

Some days were good - great even.

Some days were okay.

This was a fairly standard bad day, probably a 4.5 on the Jaime's Temper Richter Scale. The only thing particularly notable about it was that he'd really had one too many of these lately. Definitely way more of them after the Merge than before.
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[personal profile] flunkingspanish 2015-03-08 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"There are totally that many boob jokes."

Paco didn't know what number Khaji had pulled out of his buggy little butt, but he was sure that the number of boob jokes in two realities slammed together could absolutely exist.

"Don't worry about it man, that's what we're here for. Also to be taken hostage by hot chicks and/or robots, and to help you save the world." Paco smiled. "Try not to look at the whole picture, all right? Just deal with what's in front of you. I know you're a big picture kind of guy, but you can't worry about the big stuff until you get on top of the small stuff, yeah? Even if the small stuff is people you really shouldn't have to waste your energy on rescuing because wow, who the hell does that?"