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Abed Nadir ([personal profile] coolcoolcool) wrote in [community profile] ya_assemble 2015-04-22 07:30 am (UTC)

"That's the bad part. Kuk has his own otherdimensional equivalents of The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper - evil myths have been getting pulled into this world, too, and he recruits some of them. Most of them fictional to the people of this world like us. So far people have IDed Miss Trunchbull from the Roald Dahl book Matilda (and/or movie), Bloody Mary - native to this world but she's been freed from the mirror dimension she was in, the Ringwraiths from Lord of the Rings, and Benedict from the movie Last Action Hero - who's dangerously genre-savvy."

That was past Ray's time so he figured he ought to explain.

"Last Action Hero is an action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger that came after your time, if it exists in your world at all. It's terrible. It's about a boy who goes into his favorite series of action movies using a magic movie ticket given to him by the mysterious movie theater owner. Benedict is a villainous henchman in the movie that realizes he's in a movie, kills the main villain, and concocts a plan to go to the real world and steal the magical movie ticket so he can recruit horror movie villains to do his bidding. He seems to be one of Kuk's most trusted henchman and he's almost killed a few of us."

He was good enough that he almost killed Abed himself with that parasite creature when he first arrived and almost killed two of the turtles.

"We've also already had an incident of a horror video game coming to life and imposing itself on reality. The villains in it almost forced one of the kids in our group to murder his twin sister via ghostly possession as part of a dark sacrificial ritual. Not cool."

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