"As far as I can tell she was all about trying to gouge our eyes out. Luckily, she didn't do it when we were out. The Trunchbull was just the muscle. That Benedict guy, though...he kept saying stuff about giving us our fitting bad ending and knowing how stories worked. He was definitely another myth like us but he was talking about genre-savvy and stuff, like he thought all this was a story."

Super creepy.

"He was the one in charge. He said he needed to destroy the idea of us. I think that's why he dumped us like that - everyone saw us get dragged off and were all upset by it. He wanted that to be the last anyone saw of us before..."

He cut that thought off at the pass.