"Don't get me wrong, they're great to have around when the world is going to explode or something," Nico said. "Usually, at least. Before we found out about our parents. But pretty much everything I've seen out of them since has been stupid over-dramatic reality TV-style crap.
"Like, every single team in the U.S. basically got into a huge fight over whether or not people with super powers should register with the government, right? Well, they were so busy fighting each other that me and my friends had to fight a monster the size of a skyscraper. Plus the fun experience of my second go 'round at breaking into a government facility to rescue someone, and that time was more similar to time number three than number one."
Time number three being the one where she and Raph met, if he remembered that bit of trivia she'd dropped.
"And after that was all over, all their government-trained heroes were pretty much instantly mowed down by the alien invasion. So as far as I can tell, they're just chugging liquid stupid now."
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"Like, every single team in the U.S. basically got into a huge fight over whether or not people with super powers should register with the government, right? Well, they were so busy fighting each other that me and my friends had to fight a monster the size of a skyscraper. Plus the fun experience of my second go 'round at breaking into a government facility to rescue someone, and that time was more similar to time number three than number one."
Time number three being the one where she and Raph met, if he remembered that bit of trivia she'd dropped.
"And after that was all over, all their government-trained heroes were pretty much instantly mowed down by the alien invasion. So as far as I can tell, they're just chugging liquid stupid now."