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[LN] Thank Goodness We're Well-rounded Characters

Kon was reading at relative superspeed. It wasn't at his usual brisk pace, because he found that the limitations of his powers meant he couldn't retain the knowledge for more than a few minutes at his usual speeds, so he had to slow it down a little, but he was still thumbing through far faster than some of the others were taking just to go through the study guides they'd quickly procured.

"Is it just the fact I'm reading this as superspeed or does this story make no sense?" Kon said, as he thumbed through page after page.

Another reality shard had fallen away and now that their brands had signaled it, it was time to go dimension-hopping. Fortunately, it was a very small shard in the middle of the wilderness in Siberia and the area of effect was spreading slowly, so they had time to prepare.

With his otherworldly wisdom, Manny had managed to help out on this one, communicating some clues about the world they were about to enter by flashing the image of a cover of a book.

A fairly terrible book. Apparently they were entering the world it was based on.

So they were doing their homework as they geared up to go and trying to make sense of the senseless.

"So what I'm getting from this is this is a world where you're not allowed to have more than one personality trait? I think? Under pain of death, you have to be a one-dimensional character."

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Cassie, meanwhile, had lost a few inches -- both in height and in hair.

"Yep," she said, fluffing her shaggy cut with both hands. "Awkward hair days are here again."

Her clothes, meanwhile, were baggy and gray and disguised what muscle mass she'd retained during her transformation. She frowned down at her skirt. "We're getting new clothes, right? Because this skirt is going to be a pain in the butt to fight in. Don't get me wrong, I can do it, but it's gonna be awkward until I tie it up."

She did kind of like the sweater, though. It looked almost like a boyfriend sweater -- a boyfriend sweater that had been worn shapeless and baggy on the boyfriend before she stole it, but a boyfriend sweater never the less.

"Yeah, we'll get edgy new duds in Dauntless."

Kon had the face he'd had around age sixteen but the build he'd had around seventeen, not quite linebacker muscular but muscular enough to convey the fact he could use an actual person as a bludgeon. To those who knew what Kon looked like at both ages, it might have looked strange but for anyone else, it would work. He looked believably like a sixteen-year-old blessed with very good genetics that had bloomed early.

The Erudite clothes especially worked out. He looked like he was born to wear the color blue. Or, well, cloned to. (Because he had been.)

As soon as he saw Cassie's hair, he did what any good boyfriend would and laughed uproariously. Then when he looked at his reflection in the glass and saw that he had the fade again he pointed at his own reflection and kept laughing uproariously.

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Nico looked...pretty much the same. Sixteen hadn't been very long ago for her, so most of the magic went into replacing her clothes. Even then, black and white played pretty heavily in her wardrobe, so it was really more of a change in the cut and style than anything.

"Happy with your new look, then?" she asked Raph as Cassie and Kon laughed at their own and the other's hair. "You should be able to fake changing clothes -- they probably won't have spandex jumpsuits made for you, but the illusion should swap them out for you."

She assumed they were going to be dressed in spandex in Dauntless. It sounded suspiciously like what she imagined the Initiative was like.

This was going to be awful.

Raph noticed the expression on Nico's face. It did not look like a happy expression. Where he and the two lovebirds were looking pretty confident about the mission, she wasn't, and he honestly didn't blame her.

He nudged in close while Kon and Cassie briefly engaged in some joking with each other, putting a hand on her elbow supportively.

"Hey, listen. This sounds like a boot camp kinda thing, like it's all about control, and I know that's not really in your wheelhouse." She was all about rebelling against stupid rules, taking down the bad guys as quickly and efficiently as possible, and running off before getting entangled in stupidity, not letting herself be controlled and working within that control. "You're way more about kicking really stupid authority figures in the stones and booking it before they can drag you into anything stupid. But none of these people have anything on us, so we got your back, okay? Whatever happens, it's not like the stuff where bad things happened and you didn't have control."

All of the danger was just an illusion.

"At any given point that it looks like it's going south, we break cover, and me and these two goofs will give you plenty of time to get your staff out."

Then it'd be harder to get the shard but nobody that tried to hurt any of them would stand a chance.

"It sounds like Hell," Nico corrected him, pulling her arm out of his grip and wrapping it around herself instead. It was clear that Raph was trying to be supportive, but him acknowledging that the whole situation was going to be awful for her was still saying it out loud. It was going to be awful and she was going to hate it, but she still had to do it. And if she had to do it, she didn't want to have to wallow in how awful it was going to be.

She set her jaw and turned her face away to glare into the gold orb on the head of the Staff of One. Normally she'd try to come up with a change of subject to get them off one she didn't want to talk about, but all other topics for discussion seemed to have been swallowed by the yawning pit growing in her stomach.

Welp, that just happened. And he heard it all with his superhearing, one of the few "extras" that he'd kept despite most of his non-brick powers being non-functioning.

Clearly, it was time to go, before the sad-looking not-turtle boy and the sad-looking goth girl got sadder.

"Let's get this show on the road, people."

Kon held up his hand and his brand - which looked like the S-shield, natch - glowed bright yellow. A massive, beautifully intricate door opened to a random alley in the city that was their destination. The door seemed like it was set into the wall so it looked like a normal door, probably as camouflage, and sure enough, as he stepped through and looked around, he saw that it looked like an average door from the other side. The only indication that it was something different were the bars over it, which had subtle designs that resembled the intricate designs on the other side.

"Coast is clear and the door looks like it belongs here anyway, so come on through, guys." He added, "Man, this brings me back to the days I had a brand on my hand that opened doors to a never-ending space rave."

A pause.

"Which was way less lame than this."

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Cassie winced as Nico pulled away from Raph and Raph responded by looking like she'd kicked him in the stomach. As Kon went to open the door to the other reality, Cassie moved to gently hip-check Raph in his direction, while throwing an arm around Nico.

"Don't worry about it," she said quietly. "Kon and I are classic attention-hogs; can't bear to have it off of us. They won't pay attention to you at all."

She gave the technically-younger girl a reassuring squeeze, one gentle enough not to crush her -- ability to magically pop Kon's nanochain out of his body aside, she looked like a stiff breeze might send her sprawling. Before Nico could object (or elbow Cassie in the ribs), Cassie released her and pushed her toward the door.

"Are you already hiding that thing, or do you need to cast another spell?"

"Cass and I can make food become non-kosher just by standing in a room with it, that's how much we ham it up," said Kon absently, as he nosed over to the end of the alley to scope out where they were.

Nico grunted, stumbling a bit when Cassie pushed her forward but managing to keep her feet. This just seemed too much like gym class turned up to eleven for it to be anything but terrible.

But she still had to do it. Story of her life.

"One sec," she answered, holding the Staff out along her left arm as she chewed on a different fingernail this time.

"Skin deep, she said, then gritted her teeth against the pain as the Staff shrank down to the length of her forearm and sank into the skin there, becoming an elaborate tattoo that just barely missed being warped by the scars left by Old Lace's bite. She hissed, shaking her arm slowly to try and work the static-y pins-and-needles feeling out through her fingertips.

"It always feels like a giant splinter..." she muttered under her breath. "Okay, let's get this show on the road to hell."

The door closed behind them, looking like a perfectly normal door.

"Now what?" Raph asked Cassie and Kon. "Please tell me we can get to the hitting people part sooner rather than later."

Much as he had all his experience with his brothers, and much as he liked being stubborn to whoever was trying to lead him, they seemed to have the most idea of what they were doing with this. They also had more years of experience at this hero stuff than he and Nico did.

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"We use our brands to look for the shard," Cassie said. "Nico's right, that's our first objective. We deal with that, then we can head off the massacre at more or less our leisure." She turned, eyeing her "troops" thoughtfully.

"Raph, you and Kon should head over to the Erudite compound and see if you can find out where they're keeping the shard. He's got a reason to be there, and you're the sneakiest of all of us. See if a smash-and-grab is viable. Nico and I will see about getting the lay of the land out here -- most likely routes between Dauntless and Abnegation, that sort of thing. We'll meet back here in, oh, three hours and trade information. Try not to do anything stupid, just because we're bullet-proof and Nico can cast us some new faces doesn't mean that we should put security on high alert."

"Yes, ma'am," said Kon, snapping off a salute. Then he whispered behind his hand loud enough that it wasn't a whisper at all. "I missed seeing you get all take-chargey."

It got him all tingly.

And it had been quite a while.

"Yeah, yeah," Cassie said, tossing him a wink with far more confidence than she'd had with boys at sixteen. "Let's get this done and you'll get to see a bit more."

Even Nico rolling her eyes couldn't knock the smile off of Cassie's face. It had been awhile, and she was more than happy to encourage him.

Since Kon was passing as Erudite it had been easy to bring in Raph to check the place out. They'd pretended they were distant cousins and that Kon was showing him around since his aptitude test had come up Erudite. Since all he had to do was pretend he'd tested for one thing and could still choose something different like Dauntless, it was the perfect cover.

It was fairly easy to scope out the place, especially with a ninja on hand and while he was loathe to admit it, his black ops training had come in handy. He was good at casing the place, assessing security in ways he wouldn't have even thought to think of back when he was your standard smacky-thuddy walking brick of a superhero.

He'd never be as smart as Tim, but he had finally figured out just a little bit how his squirrely little brain worked because now his could work that way, too.

Kon and Raph got back to the meeting place about the same time as the girls did.

"Unfortunately for us, smash and grab is nooo go."

"Are you sure?" Nico asked, stomach sinking down toward her knees. She'd been hoping that they could cut this little adventure short. "Even with my magic?"

"Technically, that's 'hex and grab,' which might be our only shot short of infiltrating but he means actually smashing and grabbing isn't going to work. Security's too tight," said Raph. "We've got two shots at this: seeing if we can magic it out and infiltrating Dauntless until it gets us in there."

"Let's finish pooling information before we start making plans," Cassie said. "We've got time yet. Kon, sit-rep?"

They'd grown up in this business together, and with Robin and his Bat-needs. The two of them had been trained long ago in the art of information-gathering and reporting back.

"We've got multiple potential hiding spots, most of 'em behind huge steel doors or in huge steel vaults. All of those vaults look like they're armed with alarms and possibly other defenses like electrical defenses and even poison gas projectors. No mechanical locks - which wouldn't even be useful anyway because I don't have my TTK as a myth and it's not like any of us have a lock-picking kit. It all looks like retinal and fingerprint scanners. Brands were near useless. It maaay be in their facility but we barely got a read, let alone enough of one to pin down which vault or door. They also have their own security force and while it's small, they look well-armed."

He went on, "So we'd have to somehow figure out which door or vault - and the doors might also have vaults or more steel doors behind them - sneak in, somehow disarm the defenses, somehow break through, and get out with it before the security forces pin us down. Walls around the doors aren't sheet-rock or anything punchable either. I dug my fingers through the paint to see what was there. Not even concrete - it's all metal and it seems just as thick."

He gestured to himself and then to Cassie. "Right now you and I aren't as strong and durable as we are back home. Doors are too thick for us to do a quick Kool-aid man through. It'd take at least fifteen to twenty minutes, bare minimum, and that's if we don't mind breaking a few hand bones while we're at it. And while we're still bulletproof, that's enough time for the security guys to get heavier artillery. If they have anything like rocket launchers or neural stim darts, we don't have enough of our usual invulnerability to hold out."

He shook his head. "If we were back home, it'd be easy peasy, but we don't have enough oomph as myths since we lost powers instead of gaining 'em. Even with Raph and Nico on defense while we work, there's no way we can pull it off, especially if don't choose the right door the first time. The only possible smash and grab is - like Raph said - a hex and grab. Seeing if Nico's magic can pin down the right vault or lab and maybe do a little 'open sesame' spell. If that worked, we could maybe pull it off if I'm already inside the facility. If we know where it is, the defenses are down, and it's open, I can superspeed in, grab it, and get out."

He shrugged. "But that's our only shot at force. Otherwise we're gonna have to get control of one of the higher ups somehow to get a vault open and our best chance of that is going along with the story."

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"Well then, let's go try and force it," Nico said, squaring her shoulders and jutting out her chin. She'd much rather limit herself to one worry at a time, especially when pretend to be a reckless punch-em-up hero type was going to take so much of her energy.

"Let's give this a shot."

They had to try to spread out in the area around Erudite's headquarters, lest they wind up looking like some kind of politically correct multi-faction gang. The divisions between factions were very plain to see and all of them hanging out together would've been noticeable.

Splitting up meant they had a continuous line of sight with each other, though. Raph could see Kon in the building, Cassie could see Raph, and Nico could see Cassie where she was hiding in an alley, ready to do her spells.

As soon as Kon was in position, Raph gave Cassie the agreed-upon hand signal.

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Nico waited until she saw Cassie's signal to plant her feet and hold her left arm out in the direction of the building, staring through her outspread fingers as she chewed on her thumbnail.

"He's picking up the pieces," she intoned with blood on her tongue. Hopefully, that should at least give Kon a good idea where the shard might be. Then they could worry about grabbing it.

Annnnd nothing. No magical arrow leading the way, no doors spontaneously opening. Just nothing.

Eventually, when it was clear that she'd tried and equally clear it wasn't going to work, Kon came out and they reconvened in the alley.

"Nada. The only thing I can think of is maybe one of the Erudite people have it but it's not in the facility. Or magic might not work as well here."

"It should have at least pointed the way!" Nico said angrily, leaning on the Staff. When it had been clear that the spell hadn't worked the first time, she'd extracted it from her arm on the assumption that being inside her body might be interfering with the spell. But it seemed that the spell had actually been cast just fine, judging by the drift of rose petals Nico had found herself in when she tried to cast it a second time. A second spell with different wording had resulted in the same non-result.

"The only things I know I can't do are cast the same spell more than once, raise the dead, or cast spells while standing in a circle of wizard ashes!"

What the hell. Why wasn't her magic working?!

Raph briefly opened his mouth, then shut it.

"I'm not gonna ask how you know that last one." Clearly, some poor wizard had been set on fire and some bad guy had made it so she'd step in it. "But this is a different universe, right? Me and my brothers went to Dimension X one time and even the atmosphere and physics were different. We had to use these breathing filter things Donnie made and gravity was so weird we could walk over the edge of something flat and stick to the bottom of it rather than falling. Maybe this is something like that where magic doesn't work as well here."

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Nico opened her mouth to argue, but Cassie waved a hand to forestall her.

"We know the illusions you cast over in our temporary home base reality worked," she said. "And it works well enough to accidentally create your weight in flower petals. Try stashing your staff inside you again, see if you can cast spells on purpose."

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